
persona 3: you walk up stairs at night
Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.
Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.
Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars
Monkey Island.
You pick up things and use them sometimes.
The Legend of Zelda.
You’re not Zelda.
Okami
You paint everything to death.
Mario Party
All of your friends are assholes
Borderlands. There’s numbers everywhere when you hit enemies.
Sonic the Hedgehog. Run Right.
Dungeons and Dragons
Sitting around a table and talking about the die you just rolled.
Super Mario RPG: Legend of the not being able to jump on things to kill them and taking turns slapping each other instead.
Tales of Symphonia: The hero fucks up the world, but you wont’t see it till the sequel.
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you play for hours and hours only to potentially be killed off (if you didn’t plan well).
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you shoot yourself in the head with a (fake) gun repeatedly
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Playing as a guy trying to save the worst princess ever by magically finding objects
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you run around and theres timer stuff and magic and well you die in the end
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You cut grass to make money
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You punch trees.
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ur a guy trying to save the world with a fairy that annoys you for 10 hours straight, also no-one can get ur name right
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You farm to save a goddess. You also get laid.
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you run around on skates and try to get to the moon but surprise! its actually your job
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A game where you get lost and lose your memories. And your children too. Family fun
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An insufferable emo teen dies and his only hope to reviving himself is fashion.
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